- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
Also: is the whole world obsessed with Ignition the Remix or is it just Brandeis?
probably only at brandeis do you hear people loudly singing in hebrew at 3 AM in the stairwell when you’re trying to go to sleep
i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl